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 21.03.2018
When I was 20, my father bought me a room. A total of rooms on the 8th floor, respectively, cabin with toilets 4 - one for 2 rooms. When I went there, I immediately replaced the old toilet for a new compact at my own expense, since the old one was almost 50 years old, still with a "butt for a rope" tank. The other "co-owner" did not live there, his room was empty. After some time the room was sold and the new owners let the tenants. They pulled a "fashionable" colored toilet and put it without notifying me, because I didn't live in my room at the time, wheeled on business trips. My "white friend" was taken away by them in an unknown direction.

I come on vacation somehow, in a week the neighboring tenants gathered together. And then I get an extremely interesting offer from them - to pay for a fashionable fashion miracle of 5000 Re, the type, they put it, spent. It was in 2010, which made up such a crazy amount, I still don’t understand. I, of course, refused, referring to the fact that bought by me, almost new, they replaced by their own lust and for it I did not take money from anyone.

I left for my business all day. In the evening, a huge surprise awaited me - their toilet, unpaid by me, they forged and took with them. And I left a hole in the floor and pieces of cement, for memory.

The next day I bought myself a new, though not very fashionable - white color - for 3500 Re.

I wonder, somewhere now these tenants and are they driving all their rental apartments their fashionable green miracle?
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