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 18.04.2018
I recently helped my friend move. He and his wife are always wandering around rental apartments, so he has no furniture and no household appliances. In general, we took all the nodes, boxes, cats out of the apartment and loaded them into the car. We gathered to go (to a new apartment) and then a friend’s wife remembered the magnets on the refrigerator. Gene Wurcha got out of the car and broke into the entrance. It was not his fifteen minutes, we were even bored, and at the same time we talked about magnetics - their Gene and his wife were endowed by friends and acquaintances who visited all sorts of journeys in many countries of the world. Gina came back and we went. Before pouring the magnets out of the pockets in Gene's wife's bag from nothing to do decided to conduct a revision of the magnets, in short to recall who which magnet suited them.
So, this one from America from Sani, this one from Turkey from Anka, Oh! The fucking! This from whom?
The Wife:
Which one?
- Belarus, Minsk, and also written ATLANT.
Show me
Here, on
This is the refrigerator!! A stupid piece! How did you manage to break it?
- The screwdriver was just in my pocket, I still think all the magnets are like magnets, and this one is glued...
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-04-17/#943229
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