I work in a medical institution. There are not many fun situations, especially on the day of duty. And here is one of those, told by a brave gynecologist...

A woman arrives at night with a directing diagnosis: "A foreign body of the vagina." They take her to the gynecological examination room, the doctor looks, and there is a decent piece of fresh carrots, he pulled it out. He wanted to keep the woman under surveillance, but she refused. And here they sit in the doctor's office, the doctor makes her a discharge. He asks, “If it’s not a secret, how did you get the carrots there?”

Woman: "You understand, my husband and I drank a little in the evening and decided to diversify our sexual life, took carrots, cleaned, the process went! And then suddenly she broke in half... And a part of it remained in me.

After her following words, the doctor barely containing the attacks of laughter, pulled out of the doctor's office and remarkably rattled.

Woman: "To get the fingers of my husband was absolutely not possible and then he went to the kitchen behind the stove!!!"