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 15.05.2018
The place of action is the store "Peterochka", Borysoglebsk. last summer. I am on vacation.

I walk, pick up food for a village dinner in one person, because I came to a village near Borisoglebsk without a wife.

I notice that some lady of considerable sizes throws a package of free packages into the cart. Of those in which the fruit itself should be applied.

Not a couple of pieces, but a bunch, packs in a hundred.

I wonder how they react at the box. In turn, he stood right behind her. It was funny and disgusting to watch her putting out the contents of the stuff so that the cashier would not see her because of the box office. But she saw.

At the request to lay out the packages, the lady began to whisper that the packages are free and she "has the right" to this did not agree the guard of the store. The tone changed. “Do you feel sorry? These are not your packages. I need them all!”

I broke my shopping and leaving advised the lady to look into the toilets of the shopping center, say, there toilet paper also lies for free.

He was overwhelmed and left.
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