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 16.05.2018
My friend told me the case was in February. She finally managed to convince her husband to go shopping. He was a man and didn’t like to go shopping. Everything went well that day - and the spouse was free and the money was... In general, they spent a few hours in the shopping center, bought upgrades (a pair of new shirts, jeans, pants, something else in detail..). We decided then not to go home for a little walk, and at the same time to wash this matter so that my husband's nervous system can be restored after all the numerous samples. They went down to the lake near the TC, found a shop... Further from the words of a friend:

"We sit, therefore, caveat, drink cognac, snack chocolate and admire the surroundings. Suddenly comes a group of men, as it later turned out, lovers of morching. We dress up and so on. There were no more shops nearby, then their clothes and bags began to fold near us. Well, we are not sorry for the place, but at the same time we got free entertainment, watching the brave morge dive into the doorstep. We penetrated them and even offered to bread our cognac for a warm-up. The proposal was accepted at “Ura”. In short, we sat down, talked, discussed different types of hardening. When the cognac was over, the men thanked us, gathered their clothes, said goodbye and went to sunset. And we went home too. We look, and the package with new things like we didn’t have! We looked, and there instead of upgrades are old clothes, towels and wet trousers... Men confused their bags and accidentally took our instead of theirs!

The clothes just got out of the store, a lot of money spent... shit! We drank our cognac and ate our chocolate. In short, we found some cardboard in the snow, wrote a lipstick (there was no more writing) a note asking to return someone else’s things and phone number and left it on the shop. We went home in a sadness, in the thoughts already saying goodbye to their updates.

The Morsi were honest people. One hour later we called and got our package back. Long apologized for the misunderstanding, told how we were sought and accidentally found a note... And for moral damage even offered us a half beer...”

Faith in humanity has been fully restored.
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