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 16.05.2018
We have a long-established company, with which we rest together, ride to the sea, land, go to each other for guests, etc. There are different things that people have, but I wanted to tell you about one that is why it is the most angry.

There is, therefore, a family couple, we have been communicating with them for 15 years, everything is okay, they both work, they are not far from miserable, but there is some kind of sloth in them. We usually have a pre-defined format for joint trips, then each deals with some items in the menu, and as a result we put everything together and divide it into all equally, this is like a tradition, since student times, but it has remained so until now.

The heroes of this story usually act as follows – guys, and let’s prepare such a dish. The reaction is usually simple – no question, prepare. As a result, when we calculate the total, there are prices for all components with a coefficient of 2 from the prices of the ordinary market, well, and a story in excuse that we are for friends, the best, did not buy so to say. Well, we also bought a cage, what to cook in it, it will remain with us, but there will be a common type, if anyone needs, call, take. They went to the sea together a couple of years ago, in the same way they fell on tourist chairs and a table - it is common, if you need to call someone, take it. Or, for example, we go to the country, someone decided to drive without a car, that would arrive thoroughly, call our heroes - give it up? In response, of course, with pleasure. As a result, when we calculate who owes how much, it turns out that for the road gasoline must be paid in half. There was a case when on the birthday of our hero he called everyone out, but at the same time persistently warned – it is not in honor of the birthday, just gather, sit, talk, drink... It turned out that this manoeuvre was for the menu, as usual, to spread on everyone, because. In the same way, we were surprised at the new home, i.e. everyone gathered, looked at the newly repaired square room, congratulated the owners, drank and ate, and at the end - we counted the menu here, with you so much. There are many episodes of these, against the backdrop of the joy of meeting they are not noticeable, but then you begin to think – no, what exactly, where is the logic, why, why...

In short, the essence is: in the company no one sucks the leg, everyone is sufficiently assured and accomplished, so this behavior surprises everyone, but either because of education or long-standing relationships, or maybe all together, no one wants to talk about it in their face.

He decided to share in connection with the fact that they were gathering again with friends at the country, but the heroes of the story were not there because, as the owner of the country said, they were kidding something with their little stuff. And here everyone seemed to break, because everyone had it boiled, but it was not convenient to say.
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