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 16.05.2018
She regularly talks in her dreams. In the morning, of course, she doesn’t remember anything, and asks to record her nightly statements (but I usually scored because of short phrases).

Today, I wake up from a long bump.

The monologue is quite connected. And I hear the direct question: “Is there a country where there is always the sun and there are no clouds and clouds at all? »

I think, right now, I’ll gather material for history. I turn to the cell phone, remove the phone from the charger, turn on the camera, turn to it, supposedly clarify, "what did you ask about the sun? “And the silence.

Okay, I fell asleep again.

I lie back. A few seconds pass and I hear the phrase: “I would have answered if you answered yourself, and not used again for information on the phone...! »

In the morning, of course, I did not remember anything, but we found out that we can be offended even in the unconscious state.
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