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 20.05.2018
At the dawn of the formation of Yandex Taxi, I worked through the company - the switch,, Capital Express ", which is still alive today.

On the driver support phone was a girl Anja, who could be called with a small problem, but hang on the phone for an hour or more - she loved to talk and wash the bones of everyone and everything.

her story.

She sits at the computer and follows orders. He sees that the driver has accepted the order, but does not move from the seat. He calls the number, as it turned out, the passenger, and asks what line he is standing in place, rather than driving. At the end, a lazy voice replies that he has changed his mind and wants to cancel the order. Anya cuts him up and, literally:

“Well, fuck, I raised my ass and went!”

At the end of the wire they reluctantly agree and put a phone.

Anja realizes after a minute that she has confused the phone numbers, waits until the driver finishes the trip and calls him to understand the scale of the crime.



The driver told the passenger:

"I thought about going to business, ordered a taxi, but while I was waiting, I was lazy and changed my mind.

Suddenly a phone call, wondering why I don’t go. I explained.

In response to the mat and under the end, "I immediately raised my ass and went!"

And then I realized I had to go.”
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