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 21.05.2018
I recently changed work. Prepare for this thoroughly.



1st He warned the boss, said he was not pleased and asked to take action. received a refusal.

2nd I updated my resume and started sending it to interested vacancies.

Three I updated and updated my portfolio.



After a while, I found a vacancy that was very important to me. In the description of all requirements I pass, conditions me satisfy. I decided to call them. Neither letters nor calls were answered. I called them all week. and nothing.



After a few days, I got a good offer. I wrote a statement, worked the deadline and moved to another company.All goes well, I have been working for a month.



There is a call, an unknown number. I raise the phone, and the little girl begins to talk about the fact that they are looking for a man for a job and they looked at my resume on some site.



and further conversation. I am I, D is a girl.



Q: Are you still looking for work? I am from such a company.

I: No, I’ve already found a new job.

D: I looked at your resume, I think you would have approached us. Have you checked our vacancies?

I: Yes of course. I never wrote to your company and called.

D: Probably our eichers missed your calls (I named them all week), and the emails probably went into spam.

I: Well nothing though. Anyway, I am already working. So the question is no longer relevant.

D: Yes, I would like you to do a test assignment for us. Let’s say you need to make a design of 3-4 landings. Write us to the mail, we will send a description under each landing. Photos, text and other materials you are looking for/writing yourself, the work must be submitted within three days. I think that is enough.

O_O I am in shock

I: Sorry, but I’m already working. I am not currently considering any new job proposals. Plus, to make 3-4 landings, without materials (text), so quickly will not work. Especially since I work, I only have time at night.

D: This is your choice, we have a lot of people looking for this vacancy. You missed your chance.

And knocked the phone.



I have not been called to work so hard yet. So I am a little in shock.
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