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 25.05.2018
The Prehistory.

When I was four years old, I went to the garden. Sadiq was excellent, departmental from the factory (mama said), at the time it was 1989. My mother worked as an engineer at a large design institute and often went on business trips. My father didn’t like to work, he sought every opportunity and opportunity and he loved to bump.



The story itself.

One day my mother went on a business trip to Moscow, and my father had to take me out of the kindergarten. Usually the hours at 17-18 children started taking. 18 I am sitting, 19 no one has come, the garden is closed, but no one has taken me. There was no phone at home, so I could not contact my parents. Well what to do the teacher leaves the guard her phone, and takes me to her. Unfortunately, I was small and couldn’t understand the reaction of her family when she brought me home. But I was welcomed well, fed, included cartoons, well, I generally stayed there for the night) In the morning the teacher brought me home, and in the evening my mom took me.



And now what I was told much later.

In general, my father went to pick me up, met on the way with former colleagues, decided to drink a beer, talk, then on the water, etc. Well, as usual, when the alkanaft runs to the pit he forgets everything in the world. He had forgotten that a child was waiting for him in the garden. There was only my grandmother at home waiting. 19 hours – no one, 20, 21 hours – no one. Grandma goes to the neighbors, who had a phone, as it is called before the reception in the hotel, contacts with her mother, they find the kindergarten number, there takes the phone of the guard and says that I was taken by the teacher and left her phone. In general, the mother called the teacher, she reassured her that everything was okay, the child ate and slept and tomorrow she will bring him to the kindergarten. Mom picked up a plane ticket, flew home and picked me up in the evening. My father arrived only three days later and didn’t even remember he had to pick me up. As a result, my mother divorced my father, took me out of the kindergarten during my mother's journeys, and my mother's teacher presented perfumes and watches, at those times it was very difficult to get them.

Before I liked the adventure.
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