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 29.05.2018
I got acquainted with the girl, in the photo is not bad, in communication too everything went well, in time decided to meet. We talked about place, time. I came to the desired subway station, I go to the place and when I am approaching decided to call that girl to ask where she is, because in the place I do not observe her, in response she tells me that it is going along the care (she does not see me) and I see that place well, well, I said, "I do not see you, you see that fat man in a leather jacket?" After these words, the bell breaks, the “thick man” unfolds and leaves... well you understood – it was she)))

As it turned out later, the photos were five years old, and from the fresh only a photo with a face.
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