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 29.05.2018
In ancient times, when I was small, every summer my grandmother took me to the country for the whole summer, and my grandmother's cat always went out with us for the company. He was there well and volatile, mice, birds and cats. After all, when my friends and I were playing the daughters of our mothers, sometimes a cat was stuck in diapers and put in a toy wheelchair. The cat was patient, did not use nails, but at the first opportunity tried to wash himself. And here one day one of my friends, tired of catching my grandmother's cat and she offered to use her cat as a child, well, and assured us that he is calm and she will not run away. We went to her to the site and she pulled out of the house a crushed carpet, the cat just slipped out of her hands, like the paste and struck to slip out of her hands, but in general from overweight to escape did not try and lay in a wheelchair and without a fixing diaper, just covered with a blanket. And here we happy with the new "toys" went for a walk around the country village, telling all the neighbors that we have a baby there, all of course was pleased and accompanied us with a smile. And then we got bored and we decided to play the classics and put a wheelchair with a cat nearby fascinated by another game. And here we jump, what we are discussing, how suddenly the wind blowed the wheelchair, and it was on the hillside and the wheelchair with the cat very quickly gained speed and went down, I don't know, that already then experienced that cat only the wheelchair with the cosmic speed was already somewhere far, and we were carried as stunned trying to catch it, but fortunately the wheelchair stepped down to the bottom of the mountain without turning over gradually stopped. We ran to her, looked at her, and there was a cat sitting with the eyes with a five ruble coin, he saw us, grievously blinked, looked at us and jumped out of the wheelchair and despite the large weight showered sharply, and as a gift to us he left in the wheelchair a good bunch that smelled disgustingly and we long argued how to remove "this" from there. Since then, we have not played with her cat, as it ceased to be given to her, and after those "American hills" three days did not appear at home.
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