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 02.06.2018
My younger sister loves taking my stuff out of my room, and my girlfriend loves BDSM. One day, the sister found the bracelets and asked where they came from. I said that I worked a little in the police, talk from there and stay. She didn’t believe it and tried to find out from her parents. They sat on the couch and even without changing their faces said it was true. The psychic of the younger is preserved, but my parents now call me a sergeant from time to time.
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