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 06.06.2018
The director at the age of 53 decided to engage in MMA (mixed combat). I found a club where this craft is taught by the older generation. The next day after the first workout he appeared in the office with a huge bleeding under his eye and a broken knee.

Immediately the questioning began. Women were even surprised, as it is generally said, at the first training of such barbarism. Even young people do not do that.

The director reassured everyone. It turns out that at the training, he just climbed on the tatami (fighting carpet) and fell the plasma.

I decided that MMA was not for him and should hang his gloves on the nail.
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