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 08.06.2018
I work in the same room with the guys who sell freon.

2 friends, known for more than 20 years decided to open a joint business, so they are working together.

There is a website with one phone number, and we posted an ad on Avito with another phone number.

Calling the main work number

Good morning, I want to buy from you 100 balloons of freon.

We only have 84 at the moment.

Give me a few hours and I’ll call you back.

It takes minutes 30-40 and the second number that was specified on Avito calls from this same number and offer us to buy 84 ballons at a price 2 times lower than wholesale.

At first, the scheme was not understood at all, but when they called back to the main number and said that they were ready to buy Freon, only he will need to be brought there and there and when the gazelle arrives, the money will be thrown on the card.

The essence of the divorce is the following, the scammer finds the seller and the buyer, when the gazelle with the goods comes to the buyer, then they call him and say that they would throw the money and start unloading, but in fact the seller does not even suspect that he just brought his goods which he is not going to sell below the market.

After the scheme became clear, the main number again calls the scammer and says that everything is ready, download the gazelle, as you arrive at the specified address, then call, the guys began to ask him for a prepayment for the car in the amount of 5000p, he answered for a very long time and said that on the spot we will solve all the issues, as a result dropped on the 2000p type card for the car)

Then he called us back to the second number and said, wait for the gazelle, it will be in 5-6 hours.

After 6 hours, we called him back and said that the gazelle has already arrived, the lucky man calls the second number and says that he would have dropped 310 000 r on the card because the gazelle is already worth it, and he can look at the goods.

Then we called back, thanked him for bringing us with such good suppliers and we bought the whole freon directly from them, though a little more expensive than we had agreed on the phone with the scammer.

If you knew that he started speaking there, and that we were pydors, and the statement runs on us, and that so people don’t work, and in general he wanted the best but in the end we dropped him...
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