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 08.06.2018
It happened yesterday in Spain, during a vacation with the family on the coast. Dinner at the hotel restaurant, everything included. The Swedish table. I’m standing in line to pick up fresh cut ananas. In front of me, a 40-year-old man puts himself in his plate. On the other side of the table where sweets are laid down, my daughter picked up different sweets. I see that she already has a plate full of candy, I say, "Have it already put on, you will be carrying over the edge." The man stood by my back and thought it was me. He turns to me and with his eyes like a cat from Shrek: “Sorry, friend, but the pineapples are very delicious.”

He explained that the call was not for him, but for his daughter. We broke together :)

The pineapples were really delicious, I ran for the supplement twice.
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