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 14.06.2018
4 years ago, our office, specializing in information security, picked up no bad Contract for the installation of cryptographic information protection tools and conducting certification of jobs with this most scary in the educational institutions of the region. My partner and I went to one of the schools of the region for work under the contract. The director of the school gave us the help of the teacher of computer science, what to put and what organizational issues - it's all with him. A strong and ordinary man with universal sadness and grief in his eyes. After completing the work, he took us to the school dining room for lunch. My partner, seeing in the dining room, took a glass and headed to it, which the computer scientist with indifferent calm objected:

I do not recommend drinking from there.

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- the refrigerator is open, you could spit there and suck and even snoop the shit... it is, shit, kids!
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