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 03.07.2018
My father worked somehow in the suburbs and told the story, to them in the office allegedly on the affairs constantly entered the assistant of the accountant, grabbed in some papers and not by chance became a witness to the conversations. Well, I would have heard and forgotten, but after an hour, every dog in the courtyard knew about these conversations. And sometimes it came from the bosses for decisions that were made without consulting him, began to bake a lot. So he and his colleague decided to study her and take her to clean water. invented a plan. The next day in the office also entered the buch "ears warm." The father looks out the window and says to his colleague, “Marine, do you see the building across the road?” So, there are going to build a station, and this will be dealt with tomorrow by bricks, the brigade arrived today inspected, I went to ask, they say you can come tomorrow with a car and bricks for free to take, so tell my husband let the gazelle come tomorrow, I have already said they will too. Only to nobody! It may not be enough for everyone! And what do you think? The next day, in front of the building, a dozen cars were stationed, something was wearing somewhere, convulsively called, a bull enters the office on the nerves to find out - you don't know the building on the contrary will be dealt with or not?! Does her father know what you are talking about? And her phone breaks, she turns and leaves at sunset. And then she was hospitalized for three days, apparently stuck on her nerves for disinformation. Do not focus on spelling and grammar.
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