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 05.07.2018
My future wife and I went on holiday in the south by train. And we got a companion: a woman of 45 years old. What is strange, the upper shelf is empty (June, time for holidays and busy trains). And in this composition for 2 days.

I have an ordinary set of entertainment on my way: a book-music-eat-sleep. My girlfriend added to this another conversation with this woman. And they said a lot. They had very interesting conversations when I was out. Because when he returned - the companion immediately silenced and looked dissatisfied, saying, 'what so fast! '



She had to go out in Gelsenkirchen, and we had to go to the end. He helped her out, took her luggage carefully, wished her a good rest. Then they told me what this woman was talking about all that time.



It turns out she has a son. A little younger than me. My girlfriend looked at her. And convinced her to leave me and start dating a normal guy. He had an education bought economic, his mother bought him one, and with the girls he did not walk - his innocence was preserved. Even the photo showed. I am, in her opinion, an unreliable person, kind of a bandit and it is unknown who my ancestors have. Suddenly Vlad Zepesh! But my, because of my upbringing and female norms of behavior, could not immediately send this advantageous offer to the youth and endured it all the way.



This is how you go with a man for 2 days, eat at the same table - and he mixes you with dirt.
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