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 15.07.2018
In the neighborhood there is a bargain. Working with polyethylene film. We need this film for packaging products. Go to him.

Leah is Hi. Sell 6 rolls of handcuffs.

No, it is a small thing. I work at least 20 rounds.

This is what you have to do with them (Fuck you traitor). Here is money. Give me six. We urgently need.

and no.

was advised. 20 rubles is for six months. There is nowhere nearer, I decided to go.

See you here? I know you won’t find it nowhere. Learn to report.

We did not share Lech triumph. The wicked left. In the shop received puzzles from the management for spending.

Leah came to us yesterday.

Hi guys guys. We have a shelf under the boxes, can you scrape the size of the board? I already brought the material.

And a lot?

Two of Cuba.

is excellent. 100 rubles per meter, spread in three days.

Ahha, it is funny. Okay, I will come after tomorrow. Beer with me. Go, we will move to you.

Alexey, I may have been unclear. 100 rubles for a meter. The boards go by themselves. If you need loaders, then 700 rubles / hour for one.

You are shrinking. Come back to the movie, I will sell it.

I have 11 rounds of your worth. So we will not come.

Moral: If you catch the fate for the tail, don’t shake it for the eggs.
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