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 21.07.2018
- Dmitry Anatolyevich, the children are growing up. The family buzz cannot withstand.
Yes yes yes. If you don’t have an iPhone, buy a Lamborghini. And I am like a poor man for the second year in the same bandley.
Education in London, instructors, governors...
How much is the content of the property. Not me to explain to you.
My dogs refuse to fly on such a plane.
- Old wives ask for alimony, and young men are also not encouraged by the ministerial mandate, you need to buy an apartment.
There is not enough money, we have to come up with something.
All arguments are for, against anyone. The government is unanimously in favour of raising the retirement age.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/anekdot/day/2018-07-20/#960417
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