Aunt (a lawyer for education) told the story from the time of her internship in (then still) the police station

They took a Gypsy woman with suspicion of transporting heroin in one intimate and interesting place. Probably a clue. And check suspicions as follows: the Gypsy is forced to take off her shirt and squeeze a little. And here she sits - once, two, three. An apple falls on the floor. Obviously a hole. And behind him fall tightly filled contraceptives with heroin. The apple is cleansed on the table away, they start to mess with the papers.

At this time, the same trainee is in the office. The unfortunate apple appears to him, and he begins to ring his bells under the frankly flattered eyes of the staff, the trainees, my aunt and the Gypsies.

How the story ended, I did not know.