Suddenly I remembered a long history.

He gathered in his youth with the company in the bathroom and went to the network store to buy all kinds of nonsense for competitions. And I needed two bananas for something like fast food without hands. I wanted to buy bigger so that the process did not end too quickly. In the store, all the bananas are small.

There is a beautiful girl, a saleswoman (D). Here is our dialogue:

I: Girl, if you have big bananas, I need a couple big ones.

D: Everything is here in the room.

I: I need big ones, maybe there are in the warehouse?

D: No, there are the same...

Suddenly, the light fell on her, and she proposed:

“Take a carrot, it’s big. For what do you?” It was red :)



I am from such a sharp change of concept, I have not even found anything to say except:

“To Me to Eat”