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 26.08.2018
My friend, Vitaly, found 50 rubles. And we went for a walk, first in the cafe, ice cream with pepsi-cola to eat, took the largest portion, a pound of five for the brother. My aunt, of course, asked where we had such daniches, and Vitalka lied that my uncle came from the north. They ate ice cream as they could, and after an hour they came out of the cafe with the feeling that we could freeze the passing Icarus by breath.

Then we went to the children's world, entered the arms department, bought the largest machine machine, Uncle Terminator would cry out of envy to see our machine guns, with bulbs, one submarine missile could destroy any cat at a distance of ten meters. Then for a long time thought, buy a tank or a game "Driving", bought a tank, the fathers were military. After we went to the bakery, we bought a cake "carton" pieces twenty, "for uncle from the north." And here with a large pack of cakes and armed to the teeth, entered the courtyard. In the courtyard there was a furor waiting for us, only the fool Lenka started screaming to the whole world, "Aunt Sweeta, we found Vitalka, he is here, he is here." Having seen aunt Svet with a belt, I had a vague suspicion that Vitalka had not found the money with everything, and decided to surrender the weapons.

Vitalka turns out to have found the money, lying on a camouflage, at home.

Vitalka was released after three days, for good behavior, he said on "preliminary" came out, as he was punished for a week. But on the bench, the day two did not sit. The author is thorough.
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