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 04.09.2018
I got an unknown number today:

- Good morning, you are concerned with the "Bla bla clinic", we offer a free body examination service, - the young man broadcasts cheerfully, - can I find out your age?

I was intrigued, so I answer:

Good morning, 25 years old.

“We provide this service from 40 to 75 years old, I’ll call back when you’re 40!

Well, I will wait.
Eng

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