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 11.09.2018
My wife called. She and her daughter came to the house. It was hot on April 30th. And then the snow fell on the hips. The house is dry, cold. Wife prayer – take us! and faster.
And I just came from a business trip, drank the day before, stirs very strongly. Okay, I went, not so far, and in principle - sober! I can drive a hundred kilometers.
I am coming in, the snow has shattered with large bulbs. There is nothing to see in three meters. The light and the feeling of food.
has arrived. At home it is really dry and cold! What shit, I ask, did not sit in the city?! to
Okay well! He drank tea, loaded the girls and went.
Now history
The snow rained so much that only part of the cap could be seen. You can only drive with close light and not more than 40 km / h.
But! It is mutant! I stopped after three or four kilometers. to proceed. And ALWAYS stopped behind the separation lane, on the road (Vyborg road)
And at one point he stopped, not far from a weak turn, and drove down on a gravel, almost into the square. The woman whispered, “You will crush us! Ten seconds passed. From this turn the fur flows out and goes to the place where I usually stood up. He passes past my mirror in a few centimeters at twenty and hides in the night.
My wife was quiet at home.
And I don’t know why I suddenly went so far from the mark. The case? The Intuition? Or the providence?! to
My daughter fell asleep, thank God. A day later, his wife said, “I’m a fool, I didn’t know where, you’re a fool after drunk driving!” We tested our angels so much that I was terrified!
Do not test fate. Not everyone is lucky!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-09-10/#969611
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