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 21.09.2018
I was on a train and I got a companion. He went into the car, without saying anything, began to glue the window with some fence. I asked him.

Man, what are you doing?

I get rid of the light. It prevents me from sleeping.

Nothing, what is the day? Should I sit in the dark?

You will endure!

I do not know how to conflict, so I decided to wait until he closes the windows, and then I will call the conductor to get rid of this inadequate. The window is sealed, the door is closed, the light is turned off, the car is dark, nothing is visible. I turn on the phone, look at the time, I'm going to follow the conductor, I hear the voice of a neighbor.

Fuck the light!

And started from his side such a sound of movement in my direction, I see nothing and automatically beat my foot to the side and accidentally hit the neighbor. The neighbor begins to cuddle, I quickly turn on the light and I see that the neighbor’s face is all red from my foot and he is talking.

Do you immediately get into a fight? I would normally ask...

After that, the neighbor took his faner, turned away from me and slept the whole trip. He said he could not sleep in the light. This is the power of the healing p**dules!
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