Theft of the Century

All, master, take the job. It is cold, hot, it opens – it closes, nothing flows.
Thank you very well.

I paid with the sanitary and led him to the door. He smiled a little and decided to ask:

- Sorry, this is the question: do you need an old mixer, or a discharge?
And so it all flows.
- It's nothing, I'll replace the bugs and goats, it will serve more, the metal in it is good. I am not asking for myself, maybe you know, in your entrance there is such a grandmother - Vera Stepanovna, she still has a French bulldog?
I know, I have seen.
- Well, she lives alone, grandchildren in another city, do not help at all, and the mixer in her has collapsed, your old for her would be for happiness. Don’t think, I won’t take money from her, even I sometimes take away from myself to do something for her in the apartment.
Where does this altruism come from?
What from where?
What is your interest if not money?
Yes, as you say... She’s a good man, that’s all. I can tell you how it happened, life. Six months ago, I brought my son to the army. I drank, of course, not without it. The son, leaving left me his new iPhone not to take with him, and I gave him my "callbox".
Here, of course, I broke up - after the wires, I went to work and worked well with our men.
In short, late at night I wake up from the cold, I raise my head, I look - I am alone, on the asphalt I lie right in the middle of the sidewalk, people cross through me. And then I remembered that I didn’t let my son’s iPhone out of hand all day. not there. I went around, there is nowhere. I have sports pants and a T-shirt, so there are no pockets, there is nowhere else to look for. Can you imagine what a blow to me? The phone costs like two of my salaries, and my son will come back, ask.
I came home, listening, of course, from my wife a couple of tenderness. I split up, started to take off the socks, and in it a note, opened, read:
“I have little strength, and you are very heavy, sorry, but I could neither wake you up nor lift you up. Just picked up the phone, and then see who will steal.
2nd entrance, 18 square meters
With respect to Vera Stepanovna.