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 23.09.2018
I remembered the topic of interviews. It was many years ago, when I still had nothing to write in the resume, I had to fill it with "water" of the type of a long list of skills and personal qualities. Skopipastil from some resume: stress resistance, initiative, diligence, good memory, bla bla bla. invited to an interview. We met with HR and the director, we sat down, we talked. Director: “And here you have written about memory. What is my name?” I am “Andrei.” He said, “No Sergei.” I said, “Well, then let’s cut off the memory.” Poržali, the position received and worked there for several years.
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