bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 38 - ]
 30.09.2018
We have a client, one of the key ones. It takes large volumes, but loves to confuse. Here and today, sent an urgent application for a different tool. The goods are not ours at all, but you will not give up, and the times are now that you get everything.
Accepted, I say, we will work, and he - let me, say, sooner, you will have time to issue a bill - pay.
It’s easy to say, until evening. This is a whole list of all kinds of scratches, scratches, scratches, cutters and the like. We begin to process the order, call the factories - they raise us a lot of questions. Steel, brand, section, etc. And a lot of different nuances, and similar options are full, and it costs a lot of money.
We call the customer to let their suppliers consult, and they themselves know nothing, the master, did the request.
We call the masters, they also scratch the tail, doubt, then consult and say:
Better call Seraphim.
We sit down and pick up a seraphim. The worker has no cell. After lunch, a whispering old voice responds:
The apparatus...
Around this dialogue:
- Vladimir Serafimovich, we have a question about cutting, your masters said this brand...
Which one? What? → Master, the mind is half-cold... Yes, they have such cuts a detail in a month will go under the cone!
Under the cone...
Eggs and how? Material science needs to know, wear out of the tool by type... And then the spindle will be sins, that there is no association with the back of the grandmother... right?
Oh yeah... well, yeah...
“Tokari bakery... write a mark... all that?
Another question on the head...
and etc. On the list...

I have now set the bill and I sit, I think it’s still good that such Seraphimichi are left with us. They will die and a lot will go under the cone.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-09-29/#972976
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna