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 14.10.2018
One day my best friend decided to go on a diet. Well, you know this classic diet: in the morning black coffee and toast, for lunch chicken breasts without salt and salad leaves. And since we rented the apartment together, I was forced to sit on that diet. for the support. For the third day, I lie without strength on the couch and say:
I feel like I have super abilities. Especially the super smell. Here I hear on the 2nd floor in the apartment number 40 cooking soup. of beef. Probably with a housekeeper. What a delicious.
In fact, I just opened the cat’s canned food. I feel like they have to be hidden from you.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-10-13/#975189
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