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 15.10.2018
A couple of weeks ago I went to the cinema with my kids. We bought tickets 5 minutes before the start, and then they remembered that they hadn't taken anything from food with them, so it turned out that they hadn't eaten since morning. I say to my wife - go to the hall, I'll run to the KFC, I'll buy the little things and coke, I'll come back in a few minutes. I go back with a bag in which there are whistles, in the hands of a couple of large glasses with a collar, and here my way is blocked by a guard. Sorry, but not with your food and drinks. How I begin to get angry. - These are the rules, read here, and point to the tablet on which it is written - you can not bring food and drinks purchased outside the cinema area into the hall. Everything needs to be purchased in a local cafe, where it costs times more expensive.



The security guard explains that there are cameras everywhere and the management monitors this. Hm, and what should I do now? I ask him a question.



“You can put it on this table and take it after the session,” he said. How is it? They will disappear! I’m already preparing to leave them there because the session has begun. And then the guard approaches me and quietly says: you can buy in the neighboring "children's world" package, put your food there and pass, it's not forbidden, nobody sees what's there. I thank him, I go to the “children’s world”, I buy a package, I put my purchases there and I quietly pass by the guard who pretended not to see me. We were the only ones in the room.



Thank you guard!
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