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 23.10.2018
XXX is deaf. Vanessa will never have a girlfriend. We must finally accept this.
WOW (previously covered with the cold after): What did this downside do again?
xxx: This fool read from some other mancubus that when dating a girl should: a) laugh; b) enchant with his own craving; c) enter the "non-resource state".
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? to
XXX: He decided to unite everything. He put a red light on his eye and put on dark glasses.
WOW: Taaak...
Then in the park, he approached a girl who liked him resting on the bench, confidently wrapped her on his shoulders, took off his glasses and turned on his dirty LED!
Yyy: Oh God... I need your clothes?
XXX is ugum. She says, after this phrase, the girl’s heels flashed in front of her whisper. And now he asks me – what did he do wrong?? to
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-10-22/#976825
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