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 25.10.2018
The colleague stayed in Novomihilovsk (Krasnodar Territory) this summer.

We settled in a small private hotel. Near the sea, almost under the windows of the disco.

The 7-year-old daughter apparently bathed in the sea, from the nerves of moving, darkened and could not sleep, cried... The time was about midnight. I remind you: almost under the windows - a disco with eternal "For you, I will give digging" and "Black Eyes"...

A colleague went out to smoke on the doorstep, so as not to hinder his wife from laying the child.

The owner of the hotel appeared.

Why don’t you sleep, dear?

My daughter is crying, she can’t fall asleep... The disco is still running.

We will fix it, dear! The owner said and went somewhere.

A minute later, over the beach, the hotel and, accordingly, the disco, a loud voice heard:



Why do we listen to the same thing every night? Let us today instead of loud music listen to the noise of the sea, the voices of friends, the whisper of a beloved girlfriend. Let’s listen to a toast for a glass of wine! Especially because the noise from our discotheque prevents a child from falling asleep, who is a little sick. Let’s wish him health and make the music a little quieter. I hope you won’t object? A great thanks.



The man did not believe his ears. The disco continued, but the music was much quieter.



In the morning, my daughter woke up healthy.

He spoke to the hotel owner:



You are just a magician! Enormously thank you!

He only smiled cleverly:



No need to “Thank you” now. Come next year and thank you!
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