A few years ago, I worked in a small company. Our lawyer, desperate to obtain from other units careful reading of the contracts sent to them for agreement, included the following paragraph in the text of the contract:

"Customer service... is allowed only with the use of a condom, while a sound accompaniment in the form of a Shanson radio station is mandatory."

The agreement was agreed upon. The director, when he was brought to sign this masterpiece along with the lawyer's comments, smiled and said, "Well, once they agree - let us issue an order on the company, and let them execute. Whoever refuses will be fired.”