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 29.10.2018
The Benefits of Soap Opera

A year in 2000, I call my mom on March 7th to find out about the mood. In the tube unclear whirling and real crying. I was scared, but in response, “It’s okay! Everything is fine, call back tomorrow.” You represent my condition, but tomorrow means tomorrow. I call in the morning. Congratulations, I am waiting for an explanation. Following her words.
“Yesterday at five o’clock from work my father called.Rabbit, hold on, we’ll be there in 20 minutes.” Okay, so I have to. Clothed and dressed. Then I think once “we will” means we are not somewhere, but someone to us. The sandwiches are smart, the cake in the oven is fast. I wait. They come in. A man and a woman with a suitcase. She said, “Hello!” and I said, “Hello!” And Daddy in the room moves the chair to the center and puts me there. She says to the woman, “We are ready,” and to me, “Dear – enjoy.” A woman opens a suitcase, gets a pipit, notes and a violin (I must say, my mom loves classical music very much). The concert lasts for an hour and a half. I forgot where I am and who I am. I cried and laughed and experienced a storm of emotions. And after it’s all over, you’re just calling...I just couldn’t talk.”
It all started in the New Year area. Mom was watching a series, another series of soap opera. The protagonist orders a serenade to his beloved woman. “There are real men!”“” said my mother. The father thought reasonably: “And what is a pilot, a colonel of the Soviet (Russian) army worse than some Macho-Mucho?With the menesters in Syzran tight, so I went to look for a professional musician in the violin class, knowing my mother's love for the instrument. I found. When he performed the violin and returned, he asked one single question: “So you think you have a real man?”
He met us at the train station with “I love you” balls, carried me on his arms on the bridge when I passed the exams and entered the institute, wrote poetry to my mom and left it in the bedroom under her pillow.
The Daddy! You are the best! You are the most beloved and beloved! You did your miracle, you came out of the coma. You will remember me, I am sure. You love life too much. And we love you very much.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-10-28/#977844
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