In the morning, I am late to work, one hand clothes, the other trying to call a taxi. It will arrive in 7 minutes, well gone not in a hurry, and then it is cold on the street.

I go down the stairs, and here the man runs with a child's chair from the upper floors, well, he hits me with this chair on the shoulder, I told him something kind of more carefully needed, and he just ran down, only he raised his head on me.

I wait for a taxi. It is cold and it is late. In a few minutes, he rolls out of the courtyards, already in the salon, and this is the man who knocked me on the chair.

I went to the nearest lighthouse and he said:

Taxi driver: - Sorry for the long drive, I ordered right from home, and then the car warmed up...

I: I know you hit me on the stairs.

The taxi driver: Yes. ! to It was dark, and I looked like a bomb.

I: You know how to apologize.

The man just stumbled on me, the rest of the road passed silently.