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 31.10.2018
I go home from work. I don’t think I’ll be drunk today, I’ll take a bottle of 6 beers, for more. I would have to buy a cigarette in the morning. I walk the usual path to the alcohol market. I catch the basket with an equally usual hook, open the refrigerator, I am going to load in it exactly the specified amount of cheap but at the same time delicious beer. I touch the first bowl and I understand that it is not that it is not cold or warm, it is hot! Heat from the refrigerator!

And at the same time, the young vendor runs:

“Wait here! Wait to! Don’t take it from there, our refrigerator is broken!” “But I’m here specifically for you,” another refrigerator opens, “I hid 10 bottles of your beer to cool down! “”

And I get somewhere from the back of another refrigerator the same beer I was going to take! That is, it stood right behind, behind other positions!

I had to take 10 cups =)
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