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 06.11.2018
Upon returning from the shale, I felt a stall in my mouth. Unfortunately, the chewing is over. He entered the first food store and threw it into the box. He was in a hurry, angry. And to me in response:
Good night!
I looked at the saleswoman, looked around, and fell into a completely different world. Probably even red. A beautiful girl stands behind the counter, her eyes are alive. There is no one around, so the revenue is not very much. She does not even have a chair. They are waiting for buyers in a dark room. God knows how long he will wait. I would be crazy in ten minutes. She also wishes me a good evening. To the hasty fool who did not even bother to look at her. But one look — hell, if I were younger and free, I would definitely try to remove this girl. He would postpone all affairs, entertain her with fun conversations until the end of the shift, and then...

But enough of them later. He said to her completely foolishly, but honestly and with feelings:
Girl, you are very beautiful. I’m married, I just say. Good evening!

You would see it bloom!
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