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 16.11.2018
This story was told to me by my mother. Her colleague from work has a son who goes to school, he is 9 years old. I have been missing more and more recently. Then the head hurts, then the throat, then the ass... and one day he approaches his mother and says, “I have, so and so... my urine is blue.” Naturally, my mother initially did not believe in this magic of transformation, but after convincing herself of this fact, she almost settled. And when your own investigation on the topic "what did you eat, drink? No matter what, I called the doctors home. The doctors, in turn, also divided their hands: "blue urine and no other symptoms, went to the hospital." And then the boy suddenly shaded and the mystery of the blue fluid was uncovered...In short, when he became less and less believed about the fictional symptoms, he realized that it was time to reinforce the magnificent acting skills with real symptoms, he remembered that if you eat a crayon from a pencil, the temperature will rise. The first person to be caught was a chemical pencil from the architect’s grandmother’s arsenal. The temperature did not rise, but the desired effect was achieved. Not without costs, of course.
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