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 21.11.2018
I close the next object, bring the customer the acts performed and so on.



So what did you bring to me? Work is not finished!

– Victor Semenovich, all the works are finished, the receiver has signed, there are only CCs to sign, here are they.

How is it? And the rubbish? Wow, how much is it!

You personally removed the rubbish from your account. They said you will do it with your own strength.

But he stayed in the contract. Here is the item "...the contractor carries out... cleaning and disposal of garbage...".

The contractor carries out construction and installation works, launch and repair works, as well as the cleaning of the territory, the export of garbage in the amounts established by the estimate, which is an integral annex to the contract. “To be precise.

Well here. It is in the contract! Finish the work.



In the evening I consulted with the director:

He tells me what I will do. He says it is in the contract and does not.

Why is it in the contract and not in the estimate?

- Because the contract is standard, and the volume of work is regulated by estimates and supplements.

The dope?

Well yes. by Dop. of work. and supplementary. which arise in the process.

Is it possible to clean the garbage?

of course.

– Great, clean the territory, take out the garbage, all expenses write me separately.



Two days later, everything was cleaned, the customer signed the acts, the money was transferred.

Three days later, the lawyer of the company sent a pre-trial claim for cleaning expenses + 200k rubles.



The director said so:

If they call you, you know nothing, you did nothing.

I know nothing and have not done anything.

That’s fine, say so.



And six months later the director sentenced in arbitration the full amount under Articles 309-310 of the Civil Code of the Russian Federation.



He says it was ridiculous as he shouted in the court “in the contract it is written that they should be removed, let them clean up” and “yes, the services were provided, but within this contract.” The judge quickly understood what determines the contract and what counts.

Since no one disputed the performance of the work, the claim was fully satisfied.
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