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 04.12.2018
Jenna and Anjuta live in a country house. The windows of their houses look at an infinite field. They call it the Field of Miracles. Incredible creatures come from there.

One day a sheep came. Where are the sheep in Moscow? But she complained, froze, and asked for food. The owners fed. By some reflection settled to the dogs - about the same caliber. Not to horses, cows, pigs, chickens, ducks, goats, rabbits, barbs, barbs (the whole list of humanity will be missed, these are very good people).

The sheep in the dog herd quickly mastered. She carefully studied her habits, learned to swallow with a light accent, and soon took an active part in the expulsion of all herds to the pasture. As in the pasture itself, she showed herself no worse than dogs.

She lived with them for a few years. But one day an unbelievable thing happened - through the Field of Miracles, a sheep's oats broke. You would know what joy was expressed on her face. “Morda” is not appropriate here. Turning around, she expressed pure human gratitude to the masters and rushed to her own.
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