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 04.12.2018
Her wife paints and also makes wax models for jewellery. For this purpose, there is a special and compact wax solder on batteries, carry it with you, in a bag. Today, after work, stands at the stop, waiting for the bus.

A guy approaches and asks:

Sorry, do you not smoke?

and no.

What a good man! The man is standing and waiting for transportation. And my wife thinks, maybe he did not ask for a cigarette, but to smoke, and I just have a solder with me and he burns heavily. I can help a man. He asks him:

Do you want a cigarette or smoke?

Cigarettes are there, the lighter is broken.

So let me let you smoke? I just have a paddle with me.

What other brush? The guy asked surprisingly.

On the batteries! The wife responds boldly and adds, taking the solder: "Look how well it is burning.

The guy smokes a little, asking him:

Why do you wear a soldier with you?

So I am an artist. My wife explains.

The guy goes away in complete misunderstanding and stands quietly at the stop.
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