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 06.12.2018
xxx: I last winter on vacation made a hectic healthy snowman on the outskirts of a private house, and left (I live and work in another city). So a neighbor hit him in a car, broke up and also hit my mother (!A snowman stands there, he damaged a poor bumper because of him. I smelled great.

YYY: Do you understand that it is in the winter you need to make a snowboard reinforced by armor?
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