I work as a receptionist. Just came a man (M) to the coloproctologist with pain below the back. The doctor (B) examined him and said

You have a gemorrhea.

M: It can’t be so!! to

B) Why can’t you?

I have been eating beef for 4 years.

B. What do you forgive?

- (M) Beef anus, for the prevention of gemorrhoea, in my family all men did so after 40.

- (B) You and the naked eye can see hemorrhoidal clots.

M can’t be! Give me my papers, I’ll go to a qualified doctor, not what you, charlatan.

The man left, signing the refusal and leaving us with reflection on the benefits of beef.