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 16.12.2018
I worked in a security firm for a while. I come to work in the morning, and a newly changed manager tells me:



There was an alarm button in a store. Well, I sent the GBR, and I call there myself, suddenly a false call. The cable is not taken. And to me in a few minutes, the guards call back: "Put the challenge as false, and yes, we will write a complaint on our firm." I ask, “Why?” A lady with a dog was walking along the shop. And the dog at some point began to target the corner of the store. The administrator pressed the alarm button and after our arrival convinced us that we should take action. She was culturally sent, offended.”
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