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 18.12.2018
He was on a business trip to the United States, lived in a small town for four weeks, and went by car to the office every day.

Once we went out in the evening to walk, it was already dark, we made a circle and we had to go to the other side of the street on the light.

Well, I studied the mode of this lighting machine with accuracy to a second, not once I passed through it, I decided to joke. We approach, I calculated the desired lighting mode, and so I pull out my hand, as if with the controller, and, like, I press the buttons - hop, the lighting switch, but the green lighting is lit in the right direction not for pedestrians, but for cars.

I stood so astonished, I looked at the invisible controller, said, it works incorrectly, knocked it on my leg a couple of times and again directed it to the light and op-pa! The lights are already on for pedestrians. "I put the control in my pocket, we go to the appliances.

And in 5 minutes at the apartments we are caught by a police car with an enabled luster.

We spoke with him for 20 minutes, the pockets all showed, he explained, well, as if he understood and believed, and he says to us this:

You don’t joke anymore, three people called us right away.
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