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 18.12.2018
Ten years ago, I met my school friend.

– Oh! Hi to you! How is life?

Hello to you! I divorce my husband.

What is so? Do you like living in Holland?

We sit with him in the evening, watching TV. And he suddenly felt that the couch became uncomfortable. Well he calls the furniture store and orders a new sofa, in the morning it is already brought.

What does not please you? ? to

How what? There is no intrigue! boring...

P.S. This was the fourth marriage of a woman with a foreigner. Every time she got bored, but her financial well-being from divorces only strengthened.
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