Recently, he witnessed a conversation between the grandmother (B) of the buyer and the seller (P) in a small store of various electronic items: controls from household appliances, batteries, CD/DVD discs, computer components in Tver.

B: I need batteries in the TV controller.

Finger or little finger?

B: You are a seller, you must know!

Q: There are so many different types!

B: You know nothing!

B: Yes, there is another question. I did not buy a radio receiver in the store, the seller set it up for me. There were 15 channels and it all worked so loudly. When I got home, nothing worked. What may be?

Q: Where is your home?

B: Yes in the area.

Q: In which area of the city?

B: What a city! 70 kilometers to Tver.

Q: so you have a receiver there will not work, there are no FM stations, and the city is far away.

B: The phone is working.

Q: What kind of phone?

B: Cell, the tower is almost behind the garden!

Q: So what does this tower have to do with? This is not a radio station.

B: This is a shit, who has taken you as a seller! I go to the store, the seller is there.