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 25.12.2018
and Taxi.

With the words "with the attacking" a woman sat by me in a good mood. She talked about the New Year’s mood, about the fact that she has already put a tree and bought presents for the children. She really served me a mandarine, although I refused for a long time.

By the middle of the trip, the phrases "Oh, how beautifully dressed the street" and "Oh, look what a funny cap on the carapuse" changed to "do not pay teachers for merits" and "every coin of the shore, so that children can buy sweets."

In general, instead of $120 she paid $100 motivated by the fact that I ate her mandarine, and she was worth money.
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